Last night, my good friend Chris Eden from San Francisco was in Lima. Liz, Chris, and I decided to visit Twin Life, a lesbian bar-club. As the tranny stripper with too perfect breasts entered the dance floor, we noticed that lesbians started to flee, scurrying for the corners of the room and nearly trampling each other as they ran off the dance floor. The stripper came up to us, grabbed Liz´s beer and took a swig, and then started to dance with me. Next thing I knew, she roughly unbuttoned my shirt. Shocked, I shook my training bra size-32A breasts in all my frenzied exhibitionist glory. She then grabbed Chris´s crotch and danced away.
Liz remarked that stripping here is interactive. Hence, the mass exodus of Peruvian lesbians off the dance floor while the unwitting gringos from San Francisco remained. Not a passive spectator sport, nor a mindless peeping tom activity--Peruvian stripping involves removing audience members´ clothing and copping gratuitous feels. How refreshing!
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how did I miss seeing this post until now? hilarious! I want to go.
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